It's NeoCracker's Birthday, and in honour of NeoCracker's Birthday here is the NeoCracker's Birthday Thread. I would like to extend my heartiest congratulations to NeoCracker for still being alive after all these years, and wish him all the best for the coming year. In order to kick off the festivites I have "prepared" this acrostic "poem".

NeoCracker

Now it is your birthday,
Everyone will be incredibly nice to you
Or else they will suffer the wrath of the Anniversary Police.
Court. Imprisonment. Execution.
Remembering birthdays is important,
And twenty-first birthdays particularly so.
Cause the twenty-first birthday brings with it a
Kaleidoscope of opportunities.
Examples: you can drink, adopt a child, and
Ride a bike around town screaming "I'M TWENTY-ONE!!!"

So happy birthday to you, NeoCracker, and also have happy days that are not your birthday. You may not get a thread on those days, but it's pretty important that you try and enjoy them just the same.