I'm so clumsy it's unreal. I've always got bruises on my legs and arms from bumping into things and falling over.
At work on Saturday I managed to cut my thumb open whilst slicing fruit for the drinks. Also, whilst I was cleaning the drink holders I managed to knock a few with my arm, dispensing vodka and gin all over the place. Oops!
Damnit James just say you have a dex modifier of +6 next time >: (
I'm usually not clumsy. If you've ever watched me dance seriously (this is a rarity now as I've become exponentially facetious over the years) it's quite a sublime sight. So when I do something like drop dinner on the floor or have to juggle a cup I lost control over, it's funny.
I used to think I was clumsy, but reading all your stories makes me think otherwise
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Only in the morning.
Thanks to Sagensyg for the sig!
My clumsiness tends to come in waves, so sometimes I'm really clumsy and other times I'm not at all. It's funny how things work out like that.
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