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Pinoccio is made of wood. Wood is manly. Every time I ever imagine a piece of wood I never think of it dancing around in a dress! I have thought of pinoccio dancing around in a dress though. Pinoccio is not manly! HE HAD HIS CHANCE! There he was all locked in a cage when the fairy came along and all he had to do was say he wanted to be a big manly wooded man but instead he said he wanted to be a boy. A REAL boy! One day I'm going to be a real boy, he said. I'm not sure if big growing noses is manly or not. It's definately not girly! HE also has a pet bug. That's pretty manly.
Piccolo is manly. Being green makes just about anything manly. Even girls who sometimes wear green are pretty manly. Sometimes they even have mustaches! He also punches people in the head. That's pretty manly. I imagine if I was walking down the street and said hello he would say SHUT THE smurf UP OR I WILL PUNCH YOU IN THE HEAD!Yeah, well at least I'm not wearing PINK girly man!
Petunias are not manly or boyly! Manly men don't like petunias. Boys don't like petunias. I bet if I boy saw a bug on a petunia he would stomp on it to squish the byg! SQUISH! STOP BEING GIRLY!
Originally Posted by theundeadhero
