"You spoony bard!"
"You spoony bard!"
I like Kung-Fu.
This guy are sick.
Also, there was this one RTS I played once with the best tutorial ever.
Originally Posted by Myth 2, I think it's called
Reyna is a fricken' badass"Remember all those times we were dying and I was the only one left standing but I used my signet on Alesia instead of you only to have her die while attempting to restore Lina's life? Yeah, good times. Good times."
HAHAH I'm in the middle of going through that case again. WHO WANTS TO SEE SCREENSHOTS?
Panties
More Panties
Still Panties
Snack Time
Snack Time Part 2
(Tiny spoiler from the first case in Apollo Justice)
o rly?
ya rly
Klavier and Apollo Sittin' in a tree...
Flour, right :</>D?
Some from MGS 2:
"Unfortunately, Hell had no vacancies" - Vamp
"There's no need for sorrow, Queen. I died once already. I cannot die twice." - Vamp
Baldur's Gate -
Minsc: "Evil 'round every corner... Careful not to step in any"
And everyone's favorite
"Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes!" (Boo being Minsc's miniature giant space hamster [he wasn't all there] that he carries around in his pocket)
Miss that game
Anything the Evangelist Voice in Neverwinter Nights says.
I FEEL ASLEEP.
I'm sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle!
It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.
How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. (What you say!) You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha...
Gee. It sure is BORING around here. :rolleyes2
My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
I just wonder what GANON's up to! :rolleyes2
Your majesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koridai.
Hmm. How can we help?
It is written: only Link can defeat Ganon.
Great! I'll grab my stuff!
There is no time. Your sword is enough.
How about a kiss, for luck?
You've GOT to be kidding.
SQUADALA! We are off!
Biggest crab I ever caught!
It's a Gohma!
You're pretty good! Here!
Thanks!
Keep going, boy, you're doing real well! Once you get rid of Ganon, we can get back to fishing!
Join me Link, and I will make your face the GREATEST in Koridai. Or else you will DIE.
No! Not into the pit! It burns!
Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octorok!
ONE MONTH LATER...
A whole month gone. And still no word.
I'm certain he's all right!
Yeah! That old Ganon's no match for the king! *flex*
Link, go to Gamelon and find my father.
Great! I can't wait to bomb some Dodongos!
Alright, I'm done.
Minsc had a good number of lines, mainly the reason I kept him in my party throughout both the games and the expansion. I think my favorite quote by him was "What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there." or "Fear not! I will inspire you all by charging blindly on!" Although most of the hilarity is in the delivery itself.
The World Ends With You had some good ones
here's a list of basically all of them
Sho Minamimoto
"So zetta slow!"
"Any tree can drop an apple. I'll drop the freaking moon."
"Attention all tasteless tetrahedra!"
"You zetta sons of digits!"
"The world is made of numbers. All you have to do is find the right variables for your victory equation."
"You're out of your vector!"
"Attention you ramen raiding radians! I insist that you make me a spirit!"
"Attention all Hectopascals! (It's X 2 die)"
"You factoring Yoctograms couldn't even solve a Z-level problem?!"
"Some Old Horses Can Always Hear Their Owners Approaching"
"Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally"
"What the factor?"
"Hey, who gives a digit?"
"iiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnfinityyyyy!"
"Awww... zetta shucks"
"Slabs of Ham, Celery and Horseradish, Tons of Asparagus!"
"Why are we even here? I can think of a decillion better ways to spend our time..."
"Any sound can shake the air. My voice shakes the heart!"
Neku Sakuraba
"I suppose you're an ass. All the time."
"Hello? Dead kid speaking." (answering the phone)
"(Must...Resist...Emo...Urges...)"
"(Apparently he not only names things after Crayons, he EATS them too...)"
"Is it true steroids shrink your... Nevermind"
"You have a ramen doctor at your secret ramen base?"
"Yoshiya Kiryu...dick inspector extraordinaire..."
"NOOOOO! NOT THE HEADPHONES!!!"
"Haha, you're killing me. Oh wait..."
"Sometimes i just feel so...emo. There I said it."
"Aah! Bad man! Mustn’t make eye contact… Ohh, please don’t hurt me!"
"You mean... you use that piggy as a weapon?"
"Full of fail, as usual."
"Freakin' Rainbow."
"I think they design traps with people like you in mind."
"The pig moves on it's own? What if it's possessed--waiting to pork-chop us in the back of the head?"
"Screw you, I do what I want!"
"So he steals her color and now he's complaining about it?"
"(So he's not just some freak. He's a freak with good connections."
"You`re an idiot. So start acting like one." (to Beat)
"And more importantly, who thought that costume was OK? Guy's got a ram on his crotch. What is this, Freak Fashion Friday? Tin Pin, yours is a mysterious world..."
"Wait! I've got it! I just need to focus on the light of my life. My beacon of hope! Yes... That'll pull me right out of this funk! Why? Because that light is... a trick of fate? A microcosm of my world? The meaning of life? It's my PURPOSE! TIN PIN SLAMMER IS MY PURPOSE! I will be the greatest slammer that ever lived!"
"We're being named after crayons?"
Shiki Misaki
"NEKU! I said I want to go SHOPPING!!"
"Your shorts. Take them off! I'll fix the button."
"He's not a pig! He's a cat!"
"I'm coming too. If anything happens I want to see... I mean stop it." (referring to Neku and Joshua)
Yoshiya Kiryu (Joshua)
"Shut up and walk, dear."
"Dibs on the rainbow."
"I should be Pink, because Pink is love and a humanitarian like me loves people."
"Oh, so I'm up against an unnamed character?"
"Whatever keeps you happy Yellow.
"Blue already has the emo position filled."
"I don't see how this is my fault. You're the one who refuses to call me Pink."
"Understanding other people isn't hard, Neku. It's impossible."
"Very impressive, Neku. Show those fifth graders who's boss."
"Actually, I should be gold, the color of wisdom."
"Black 'n Blue, you're like a bruise to the tomato of my heart."
Daisukenojo Bito (Beat)
"Come back when you grow a pair!"
"HELL yeah, that was TIGHT!"
"I ain't walking on thin ice, yo! Shibuya's too warm for ice!"
"Uh...lessee, Reaper Spurt number 4 right?"
"Brotha ain't a liar. Brotha's a ramen man. A ramaen man who can make curry!"
"There's a party in my mouth!"
"You show me a button, man, and I wanna push it!"
"Ooh! I call box holder!"
"Is it..... push time?"
Yodai Higashi zawa
"Watch! I will turn this week's fracas into a fricassee!"
"The plates have been licked... Desert is imminent."
"The proof is in the pudding. The pudding... of their doom."
Uzuki Yashiro
"New Mission! Defeat the pissed off Reaper!"
"Who made today's mission for ages 3 and up!?"
"I'm off to listen to bands you kids have never heard of, and when they go major I'll be there to complain about how much they've sold out!"
Combination
"You guys are... like, you ain't..." (Beat and Shiki)
"'Follow my lead!' 'Screw that!'" (Neku and Joshua)
"'Work for you?''What do you think?'" (Neku and Joshua)
"'He is yours to do with whatever you like is that is your wish' '...I'm what?'" (Shiki and Neku)
Misc. (those who don't need their own section currently or I don't know who said it)
"To write the countless thongs of...dammit!"
"Uhh, I'm not good with crowds... Crowds bring out those symbols- the weebers! I can see them everywhere! There! Clinging to that guy's back- WEEBERS!!! Weebie weebie weebie..."
"F this ramen. F it to high heaven!"- Prince
"The world ends with you. If you want to enjoy life, expand your world. You gotta push your horizons out as far as they'll go" Hanekoma
"You'll just DIE! Har! Reaper Humour!"
"You can't wear that on top of that! Why? You just can't. Deal."
"Um, Villain? Screwing with you is my job."-Kariya
"You, sir, are fit to be high prince of the bunny realm."-Princess K
"If you challenge had a flavor, you'd be quite delicious! O.O"
"It feels like the Monday after vacation."-Kariya
"Proof my ass..."
"He only F's things he really likes!!"
"Tutorial Box. Out."
there you go
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"Your right hand comes off?"-Leon Kennedy(RE4) when Salazar tells him he's sending his right hand to dispose of him.
"Monsters. I guess after this there'll be one less to
worry about."- Leon Kennedy
LEON: Hunnigan, is that you?
HUNNIGAN: Finally... The line's jack-free.
LEON: Hey, Hunnigan, no glasses...
HUNNIGAN: Forget the glasses. What's the status of the mission?
LEON: I've rescued the subject. We're returning home.
HUNNIGAN: You did it, Leon!
LEON: Thanks. You know, you're kinda cute without those glasses.
Gimme your number when I get back.
HUNNIGAN: May I remind you that you're still on duty?
LEON: Story of my life...
lol I was going to put that when I saw it
I can't choose a favourite line from the Monkey Island series (or any other Lucasfilm game).
"I came to see the circus not some half dressed tart spouting dire warnings"
- Main character Baldurs gate 2.
Also just about every quote from Edwin is awesome.
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