Quote Originally Posted by Link to the Past
"Pay no attention to the average middle-aged man standing by this sign."
Quote Originally Posted by Fable
"Yes! Freedom! At last! In your face, eternal confinement!"
Quote Originally Posted by Fawful, Mario and Luigi
"I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
There was one quote from Sword of Mana from an NPC that cracked me up, but I can't remember it exactly. It's something like "The Dark Lord is all "Blah blah blah world domination" and I'm like 'whoah, dude. Chill.'" I dunno. xP