Best Game Lines

[I Took the Red Pill]

"Eat laugh & grow fat" Fatman in Metal Gear Solid 2 just as he dies.

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Between FFXII, Vagrant Story, the Metal Gear Solid series, and Syphon Filter 2, I have too many favourite game quotes to list.

So, I'll just go in a different direction with this memorable exchange from Tiger Woods 1999:

On the driving range, your ball hits the cart that's driving back and forth to retrieve balls. There's a loud *clunk*.

Voice over the PA system (sounds bored): "Please do not aim at the range cart."

*clunk*

Voice over the PA system (slightly exasperated): "I said, please do not aim your shot at the range cart!"

*clunk*

The range cart explodes in an enormous fireaball

Voice over the PA system (I-told-you-so tone): "I told you not to do that."

I remember that. Thank you for evoking such a nostalgic memory.