If you were a pet, what would your owners be like?

[Dynast-Kid]

I would SOOO be a Chow Chow.

My owners would be trendy, stylish, successful homosexuals in New York City. They'd take me to competitions, and i'd win prestigious awards.

I wouldn't mind my owners being a pair of kinky zoophiliacs though.

[Levian]

I'd be the stupid dog who'd bring back an almost dead rat instead of the stick you just threw.

My owner would be an abusive spoiled rich girl who'd hit me at 50 hpm (hits per minute) but she'd get away with it because she's too adorable to chew and also because I'll probably be neutered. Blast.

[blackmage_nuke]

I would be a human, and society's work dog. A slave to the financial hierarchy.

[DarkLadyNyara]

I'd be a ferret.

My owner would be the ferret-owning equivalent of the crazy cat lady. (crazt ferret lady?) I'd get to run around and do my own hunting. I'd also probably run off with anything small enough to carry.

[fire_of_avalon]

I'd be a ferret.

My owner would be the ferret-owning equivalent of the crazy cat lady. (crazt ferret lady?) I'd get to run around and do my own hunting. I'd also probably run off with anything small enough to carry.

xD

I would be abandoned.

We can live together in a cardboard box in a gutter.

[[M] Colette]

Baloki.

[Marshall Banana]

I'd want to be just like Tiki! She's adorable, she's spoiled, and she gets constant attention!

Her treats are very yummy, so I'd want to eat them.

[The Unknown Guru]

They would constantly be asking people, "How the hell do I get rid of this thing?"

[Obsidian]

A female who takes alot of showers or a male who owns alot of yachts, and has befriended many females who take alot of showers.

What? If I'm going to be reduced to a pet, I would demand it be the best experience possible.

[Gogo]

a tortoise is the way forward, so i can sit on my arse all day
i would require a fry up everyday as well