Mafia IX: Ace Edition Game Over - Mafia Victory - Town of Failure Destroyed

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I'm not going to bother with the color thing, I still think that's kind of a lame argument xD

[[M] Mom – Host]

Will, please don't question other players' intelligence like that.

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

Whatever the hell it is you two are selling, I'm not buying it and I hope the rest of the town can see what desperate lunacy it all is.

Also it doesn't matter if Jean thought he was suspicious because I'm pretty sure if Jean was here right now, he would be voting for Phoenix and wondering what the hell Gant was up to.

You want phoenix dead because you know full well he's a townie, just like I am. You and your buddies have been killing us off one by one and I'M SICK OF IT!

Face it. We know who you are. Might as well come out now.

Seriously what is this.

[[M] Joe - Army Dad]

How the hell am I supposed to know what fransiska and jean were thinking?

Maybe I "hesitated" because I went to a home-run derby and a baseball game and I have a mom who likes to hog the computer.

And as I have said, I am used to it being purple so, without thinking, I MADE IT FRICKEN PURPLE!

And no, I am not feeling nervous. I am feeling good.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I think Jean himself said he wasn't that good

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

If Jean isn't that good, why are we listening to what he says about Will?

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Who's we?

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

The town. You know, that thing you're trying to destroy.

Anyway serial killer/vig after Phoenix is lynched, be a darling and whack Gant. Thanks in advance.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Oh. That we. I guess the rest of the town is dumb enough believe that the mafia is smart enough not to do something as stupid as put their godfather on the line to lynch one person. They're pretty darn sure.


Kill yourselves if you must, but I'm telling you, suicide is not the answer here.

Where is Apollo?

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

Well the mafia are smart 'cause they (you) have been handing our asses to us the entire game.

Although the gamble today on Will was pretty dumb, especially throwing Gant into the fray like that. Probably better to have hung back and made a couple of posts against Maya but what can you do.

Dunno who the last one of you is though so yeah SK, you do need to whack Gant tonight to win but hey, once he's dead you can go back to wiping us out if you like.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

Like I'd throw it all away for one specific townie when the mafia is so close to victory


If I were mafia, I could easily pick on any one of you (well maybe not Apollo) instead of Will, or just play like I have the entire game. We're likely just one townie away from losing. All I'd have to do was ride it out one more day. You're all scummy, but only a few of you can actually be scum.

[[M] Jeff - Single Dad]

Or, one townie away from victory, you decide an aggressive and forceful stance is needed, and you intended to take control and lead the town to ruin.

Not on my watch, sunshine. Too long have you gone unchallenged.

[[M] Dave – Stepdad]

I have nothing else to add at this point


I hope the rest of the town will be smart enough to see through Will's false role claim. I sort of don't want to die and lose at the same time.

[[M] Colette]

lmmfao, Gavin, you're funny.

I'm a bloody townsman. I'm not mafia. Lynch me, and find out that way.

Come on, Mafia. Kill me. Prove to them that they're wrong, and get a damn good smurfin' laugh at them all once again.

Judge, forgive me for being a bish, but I'm tired of this. I'm tired of trying to kiss their arses to prove that I'm town. They know I can't, because they're all mafia and they're brainwashing each other.

I can see why Plum was saying she feels mafia deserves to win. They do now.

[[M] Colette]

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