I'll be honest: I REALLY SUCK.

Yep. I remember at school a zoo excursion I went on. All my investigation partner and I had to do was go right to the crocodile area.
But no. We had to stare at the map and go left, even taking us through places that was staff only! (Of course we didn't think it was at the time) It took us about two and a half hours to get the the crocodile area.