I know this is an unorthodox way of approaching the speeches, but I don't even smurfing care! Just go ahead and ban me if you must.
I'm too lazy to wait for you to PM me, so I hope this is going to be more effective. Pick off the list:
1) Best Member - Completed - Captain Maxx Power
2) Best Male - Completed - Rye
3) Best Female - Completed - Bahamut2000X
4) Best Administrator - Completed - Miriel
5) Best Cid's Knight - Completed - Rantzien
6) Best Site Staff - Completed - Azar
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff - In progress by DK
8) Best Veteran - Completed - Levian
9) Best Regular - Completed - Denmark
10) Best Newbie - Completed - Dynast-Kid
11) Nicest Member - Completed - Rocket Edge
12) Evilest Member - Completed - Dynast-Kid
13) Sexiest Male - Completed - Lekana
14) Sexiest Female - In progress by DK
15) Cutest Male - Completed - rubah
16) Cutest Female - Completed - Clouded Sky
17) Best Custom Rank - Completed - Denmark
18) Best Avatar - Completed - Sagensyg
19) Best Signature - Completed - Flying Mullet
20) Best Artist - Completed Psychotic
21) Best Graphic Designer - Completed - Faris
22) Best Writer - Completed - Psychotic
23) Best Poet - Completed Psychotic
24) Best Poster - Completed Cz
25) Best Spammer - Completed - Tavrobel
26) Best Chatter - Completed - Psychotic
27) Best Usernoter - Completed - Tavrobel
28) Funniest Member - Completed - Roto13
29) Weirdest Member - Completed - NeoCracker
30) Horniest Member - Completed - Rantzien
31) Most Bitter Member - Completed - Blue Harvest
32) Most Underrated Member - In progress by Goldenboko
33) Most Improved Member - Completed - qwertyxsora
34) Most Egotistical Member - Completed Tavrobel
35) Most Missed Member - Completed - qwertyxsora
36) Most Hardcore Gamer - Completed - Roto13
37) Most Helpful Gamer - In progress by Demon Dude
38) Most Helpful Techy - Completed Roto13
39) Most Helpful Member - Completed - Denmark
40) Cutest Couple - Completed - Blue Harvest
Most Likely To...
41) Become a Cid's Knight - Completed - Del Murder
42) Get Banned - Completed - Rocket Edge
43) Be a Playboy centrefold - Completed - Dynast-Kid
44) Repeatedly hit on the Playboy centrefold in the picture thread - In progress by ~*~Celes~*~
45) Win a Ciddie for the very first time - In progress by Goldenboko
46) Assassinate the President - Completed - Aerith's Knight
47) Plant Cheerios and expect them to grow into donuts - Completed - Ouch!
48) Be Barack Obama - Completed - Tavrobel
49) Be Hilary Clinton - Completed - Denmark
50) Get Together - Completed - Flying Mullet
The reason the first 10 awards are reserved is because I'm hoping certain people will present those awards. i.e. I'm hoping to find a regular to present best newbie, a veteran to present best regular, an admin to present best CK, etc. Past winners who's not nominated this time is also a possibility, like for Best Member, Male and Female.
Feel free to claim some awards to present now, but don't start writing just yet, as it's possible you might get nominated for the award you claimed, and you can't write a speech for an award you're nominated for.