I have ZERO nicknames for myself.

That's not so weird because my name isn't exactly conducive for nicknaming, but the thing is, I give out TONS of nicknames to people. Some of the nicknames I dish out are really bizarre. For awhile, I was actively referring to The Boyfriend as "donde este el bano". Yes. I use phrases as nicknames.

Most recently, completely out of nowhere I've started to attach the word "face" to people's names. Graceface, Meganface, Davesface, etc. Just a week or so ago, I called my mom "Momface" and she looked at me like I was crazy.

But yes. I dish out the nicknames, but I don't have any for myself.