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    Quote Originally Posted by SammieBabe View Post
    My fetishes would not be appropriate for this forum..
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    My tastes are pretty vanilla. That is to say, vanilla pods turn me on. This one time I bought three hundred tubs of Wall's vanilla ice cream and used it to sculpt a playmate for myself. It was oh so cold and yet oh so hot.
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    Take your pick. Chances are I like it.

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    Yes, but I'm not telling you.

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    It's true. I think milf is like a pansexual or something.

    I'm not as hard core as milf but I'm up there. Not much is mentionable in this forum. Okay pain. And I told Rye a clothing fetish I like (seeing, not wearing WTF) and we have the same one! Yay

    NO WAIT

    RYE IS 13

    AIEEEE WHAT AM I DOING

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Take your pick. Chances are I like it.
    bamboo slivers in the pee-hole during ejaculation? I dunno, that's probably not as painful as under your fingernails.

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    Ribbons in the hair are hot.

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    I seem to walk through walls too much
    i cant help it!

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    Guys in business suits. It just does something to me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by rubah View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Take your pick. Chances are I like it.
    bamboo slivers in the pee-hole during ejaculation? I dunno, that's probably not as painful as under your fingernails.
    Do you mean like, just there inside, or actually stabbing me? Former yes latter no.

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    what's the point if they aren't stabbing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan View Post
    Guys in business suits. It just does something to me.
    Ooh, me too, me too!

    There's this guy at work who thinks I have a hand fetish, because he once saw me reading an article on BBC News about what you can tell about a person from the state of their hands. It was so embarrassing because he's a guy I'd love to see in a business suit, if ya get my drift!

    Sadly, our office has a dress down policy.


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    PG: Hahaha, we do! Yay white stockings.

    rubah: Well, I'm not sure, because I've never put something like that up my totally massive dong. I think the difference there is that he likes them just inside, hurting, but sitting there, as opposed to stabbing the inside of his hey-nonny-nonny actively until it's all bleeding and cut. =o

    (SPOILER)I was loling when I read what you said, rubah because he's done something like that before!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vermachtnis View Post
    Ribbons in the hair are hot.
    agreed, very hots.


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    Yeah what Rye said. The presence of something in the peehole is still a strong and painful sensation.

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