You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
My tastes are pretty vanilla. That is to say, vanilla pods turn me on. This one time I bought three hundred tubs of Wall's vanilla ice cream and used it to sculpt a playmate for myself. It was oh so cold and yet oh so hot.![]()
Last edited by Cz; 06-16-2008 at 11:47 PM. Reason: Because it's Wall's not Walls' oh my what would Psychotic think if he saw
"The most important and recognize player in the history of the country."
Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I were as great as Paulo Wanchope.
Take your pick. Chances are I like it.
Yes, but I'm not telling you.
It's true. I think milf is like a pansexual or something.
I'm not as hard core as milf but I'm up there. Not much is mentionable in this forum. Okay pain. And I told Rye a clothing fetish I like (seeing, not wearing WTF) and we have the same one! Yay
NO WAIT
RYE IS 13
AIEEEE WHAT AM I DOING
I seem to walk through walls too much
i cant help it!![]()
Guys in business suits. It just does something to me.
Ooh, me too, me too!
There's this guy at work who thinks I have a hand fetish, because he once saw me reading an article on BBC News about what you can tell about a person from the state of their hands. It was so embarrassing because he's a guy I'd love to see in a business suit, if ya get my drift!
Sadly, our office has a dress down policy.![]()
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
PG: Hahaha, we do! Yay white stockings.![]()
rubah: Well, I'm not sure, because I've never put something like that up my totally massive dong. I think the difference there is that he likes them just inside, hurting, but sitting there, as opposed to stabbing the inside of his hey-nonny-nonny actively until it's all bleeding and cut. =o
(SPOILER)I was loling when I read what you said, rubah because he's done something like that before!
Yeah what Rye said. The presence of something in the peehole is still a strong and painful sensation.