43) Most Likely To...
Be a Playboy Centrefold
The Nominees
Agrias
Goldenboko
Jess
Jessweeee♪
Lekana
Rantzien
Rye
smittenkitten
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Rye
Harle-Quin: smittenkitten
Zeldy: Agrias
Jessweeee♪: Rantzien
Denmark: smittenkitten
Psychotic: Rye
Sagensyg: smittenkitten
Goldenboko: Lekana
Loony BoB: Rye
Heath: Rye
Jojee: RyeLevian: Rantzien
Flying Mullet: Agrias
Rantzien: Agrias
Lekana: Agrias
Sir Lancealot: Jess
Shiny: Agrias
Demon Dude: Agrias
Old Manus: Rye
Miriel: Agrias
qwertyxsora: Rye
Prediction Party Favourites: Rye & Agrias (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: smittenkitten (3/21 - 14.3%)
The Speech
Originally Posted by Dynast-Kid
Hey there, EoFF! This is Dynast-Kid, ace reporter for NEWS CHANNEL WFFF, live from the red carpet at Eizon's Crystal Dome! We down at WFFF Studios devote our precious time and effort to bring you, Eyes on Final Fantasy, the maximum Ciddie experience. The 2008 Mid-Year Ciddies are just starting to heat up, and, appropriately, the next Ciddie to be presented is the...
Most Likely to be a Playboy Centrefold Ciddie! Yes, folks, you heard me. Playboy! In order to win this award the winner must be the perfect mix of charm, expression, charisma, and raw, oozing sexuality.
And to make things fun, we will hear a word from fellow WFFF reporter, Goldenboko! He's here with us, via satellite, from the NEWS CHANNEL WFFF headquarters in downtown Eizon. He's got a few words to say about all of the nominees. Boko, can you hear us?
Thanks, Boko! Well, that Goldenboko always has something to say, huh folks? Oh, I think Award Girl's about to present the award! This oughta be good! This is Dynast-Kid, signing off for now!"I can hear you loud and clear, Dynast! To win this Ciddie, the nominees must all have their own brand of unique sexiness and personality!
Now, who's that first nominee? Agrias? Well, I don't think anything I say here is necessary! She's hella sexy! Next on the list is...Goldenboko!? Heh, well, what can I say? The guys love me! I have to beat 'em off with a club...er, not the club, and no surprise i'm nominated for this one! I mean, you wouldn't believe the moves Psychotic makes on me!
Jess, well, some guys are really into the girly girls. I don't think there's one square inch of her that wouldn't make you think "vagina!". Heh heh. Now, Jessweeee...When I first saw this I thought, "Hm, what?". But then I remembered that some people have a thing for the real shy girls who have their elbows barely *censor* their *censor* and use the *censor* *censor* *censor* to *censor*!
Lekana, heh heh, let me tell ya! I wrote a cheer for this girl! 'B' AS IN BANANA! 'O' AS IN ORIGINAL! 'O' AS IN OPEN UP! 'B' AS IN BEST! 'S' AS IN SPECTACULAR! Figure out what that spells...heh! Who's next? Rantzien? Well, this dude is the ultimate in manly manlinesss.
Now, Rye...Rye would strop off her clothes faster than a germophobe jumping into a shower! And smittenkitten? This little lady is as cute as the "" smiley!
Back to you, Dynast-Kid!"
That was 4 for you though.
