The Playboy Centrefold! Who is most likely to hit on him/her?
The candidates:
Aerith's Knight: Still in love with Aerith after her death, still pledging to remain her knight until his dying day (and maybe even after), he longs to find a special, lovely lady (or man) to fill that empty void in his heart. Who better than a Playboy model, amirite?
Blue Harvest: Aha, Blue Harvest. He's a funny guy! But he also loves his women
I have even fallen victim to his charm a time or two (...or...58,585,857,858,585,959,908...
)!
Flying Mullet: Newest addition to the Cid's Knights, he's still green in the territories of how to handle the forum women. He's been trying to take lessons from PAULY WALLY DURKADUR (err, Psychotic), and LevLev, and they dared him to enter the “Lovely Pictre Thread of Sex! No, Wait!” and leave suggestive and flirtatious comments for the picture posters to find. This is the end result right herr
I'm my own MILF: He's such a nice guy! But, beneath the “nice guy” facade, hides a WOMANIZER!! -cue suspenseful music- Yes, that's right! Watch it ladies, the next
Psychotic Hugh Heffner is in town! His long, brown, wavy hair is sure to ensnare you quickly, and with the lovely Rye by his side, this SuperCouple will get the ladies...WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!
Neocracker: He posts pictures of his nipples for all of EOFF to see. Don't you understand that that's his mating call?! He wants YOU, ladies! Or, more specifically, the Playboy model
Rye: “Oooh, you touch my tralala. Mmm, my ding-ding-dong.” She had the first half of these lyrics in her sig for who knows how long (I think they're still there?) And it's obviously a song meant for someone trying to get the Playboy centrefold to notice her, but she doesn't have to try so hard!The second half of the SuperCouple, we all know she's beautiful enough that she'd just have to stand there and ALL the guys (and gals) would run to her of their own accord
TyphoonThaReapa: Ah yes, you all remember him! “A'yo, the ladies are mine, son!
” Yeah, THAT guy. Where is he, anyway? o.O
Vyk: The quiet one who always posts pictures of himself in a hat! He wishes to have a lady to stand by him and pledge to always post pictures in a hat as well, and who better than the Playboy centrefold?
There you have it, ladies and gents! The nominees! Let's see who gets it
Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~
The Playboy Centrefold! Who is most likely to hit on him/her?
