17. Best Custom Rank

The Nominees
Del Murder
Jojee
Marshall banana
Old Manus
Professor Plum
Pureghetto
Sagensyg
Shiny

Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Professor Plum
Harle-Quin: Marshall Banana
Zeldy: Marshall Banana
Jessweeee♪: Del Murder
Denmark: Old Manus
Psychotic: Old Manus
Sagensyg: Sagensyg
Goldenboko: Del Murder
Loony BoB: Del Murder
Heath: Old Manus
Jojee: Old Manus
Levian: Marshall Banana
Flying Mullet: Del Murder
Rantzien: Old Manus
Lekana: Del Murder
Sir Lancealot: Del Murder
Shiny: Jojee
Demon Dude: Old Manus
Old Manus: Professor Plum
Miriel: Del Murder
qwertyxsora: Del Murder


Prediction Party Favourite: Del Murder (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Old Manus (6/21 - 28.6%)

The Speech

Quote Originally Posted by Denmark
From puns to special colors, from spoonerisms to simple questions, this half-year's group of custom ranks has it all. What makes each of these titles special? What makes one better than all the rest? Why wasn't Kawaii Ryűkishi nominated (Carcharo Don Megalo Don! Throw that into Google and see what you get, it's quite clever.)? I am afraid I can only answer the first of these three questions. And I shall, in as great detail as I feel like doing!

Enforcer? I hardly know her! - A classic pun, used several hundred times throughout history, used to make the first word sound sexual (a classic version uses the word "Poker"). If you didn't get it before, you had darn well better get it now. If not, there's just something wrong with you, my friend.

nutty fruit - Special colors and a special symbol! Obviously slept with an admin to get this to happen. Does that surprise anyone?

Rorikon Princess :hello: - No special colors, but an actual image! Actually sleeps with a former Staff member (double entendre!). Which is probably why she has her own section of smileys on the smileys list.

Mold Anus - A clever spoonerism, and I believe a former winner? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, I'm far too lazy to go back and check. A perennial nominee, anyway.

It Is My Density - Alas, another pun. Although 'tis a well played one. Plus there are the added connotations of Shlup being dense :rolleyes2

asl? - A simple, oft-asked question, yet using it as his custom title describes Pureghetto perfectly. No more needs to be said, apart from omgwtfbbqhobbitsex.

D a e d a l u s - More special colors! And spaces? These seem to be the things, my friends, that add up to a highly ranked...rank.

Mmm child u dun did it - Don't go there, girlfriend.

AG! AG! AG! I'm done talking! Your turn!