What is a regular? The first definition on Merriam-Webster's online dictionary is "one who is regular, as one of the regular clergy". This leads us to the definition of the adjective "regular", which I'm told by numerous television advertisements has some meaning to older people. I'm not going to go into that here, because I find it kind of gross (ewwww old people) and instead completely change the subject to our fine (hopefully) regular members nominated for this sparkling award.
One is tall and Canadian.
One is just a kid!
One has a chocobo fetish.
One is the dramatic foil to the Trix rabbit.
One is an advocate of keyboard/Kingdom Hearts slash.
One is some variety of berry.
Each an individual in their own right! Quite unique individuals we have here. None of the traits listed here seem to make them candidates for "Best Regular", though. What gives? Why in the world would you crazy people pick these wonderful nominees? Slogans?
Araciel: spiderfiti !
Dynast-Kid: Obama, I Still Want Ya!
Goldenboko:
♥ Leen-Leen Gold is the New Black
JKTrix: oreodaredattoomotteyagaru
qwertyxsora: Go Green!
scrumpleberry: becauseveryoneedscrazy
*ponders*
You're all insane, aren't you?
Whatever, I'm done. I'm out of here. This is my last speech. I thank you all! Award Girl, take it away.