Sexing it up with the celebs.
What celebrity(ies) of your own gender would you most like to sex it up with, if you had to? (If you're gay, then of the opposite gender).
As for me, I get so star struck that I'd probably give myself away to any celebrity xD But really, Colin Farrell gets my vote.
David Tennant. Easily.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Based soley on smexiness, the first to spring to mind is Jake Gyllenhaal. And Johnny Depp, of course - although he's supposedly very boring indeed irl.. David Tennant? Why? He's a great actor, but the man looks like a freaking monkey.
jack black!
Nicole Kidman!
I doubt I could name you a male actor I would want to fornicate with, much less a female.
Vice versa.Originally Posted by rubah
I'd totally go les for Natalie Portman.
I wouldn't, but if I really had to... Josh Homme.
Gael García Bernal!
Charlize Theron and only Charlize Theron.
Yeah, same answer.Vice versa.
I have nothing against gay people, but I just can't be gay. Guys aren't appealing to me. Like majority not appealing I could get into it more but I'm sure no one wants that.
I'm bi, so I'm exempt.
Nah MILF, you just gotta pick someone with both boy parts and girl parts.
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