Did you hear, he recently got accused of homophobia because he said to some guy that threw a bottle or a show at hime "I'll smurf you in the ass fgt!" I lol'd.Originally Posted by Cookie
Did you hear, he recently got accused of homophobia because he said to some guy that threw a bottle or a show at hime "I'll smurf you in the ass fgt!" I lol'd.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
Gina Gershon. No question..
Gerald Ford
there was a picture here
I have the same problem as MILF. ;_;
If I were to choose a gal celeb: Amerie, Adriana Lima, Denise Richards, and...Halle Berry.
If I were to choose a guy celeb: OMFG JIM BELUSCHI, Michael Jai White, Terrence Howard, Vin Diesel, Nick Lachey, and...LL Cool J. I don't feel like listing the rest. xD
I'm alot more selective about women than men.
Completely Agree!
I'm gonna say Marilyn Manson just to be weird.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Karina Smirnoff. No question!
That would be even better than regular sex.Nah MILF, you just gotta pick someone with both boy parts and girl parts.
Also, Photos of Cameron Richardson = best hermaphrodite ever pl0x
YES!
UNF UNF UNF
Happy Birthday to Me
Heidi Klum.
I'm going to say Madonna. I feel like she could teach me a thing or two about what's WUT.
Phantoms can't take part in any physical action, so I can't have sex.. which sucks
I can't even sex it up with Casper the friendly ghost! - even if I wanted to! *sigh*
Calista Flockhart is too old, Bjork is too crazy, Mischa Barton is too trashy, and hannah already baggsed Natalie Portman ;_;.
Maybe Anne Hathaway, then.
Hm. This should be fun.
Guys - James McAvoy, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Josh Hartnett, Mark Wahlberg(oh Marky Mark). Oh gee. I could make this list go one for a while.
Gals - Much easier. Heidi Klum. Halle Berry. And, uh. I'm sure there might be another one out there.
Men ftw!
<PaperStar> live fast, die young, bad plefs do it well
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