I'd be an idiot not to buy!

[Peegee]

Hey guise.

Let's say there was a super duper deal, like say, pokemon cards for a fraction (small fraction) of the cover price. Say they will throw in more pikachu cards for you. All you have to do is commit to a billion year contract.

That's a savings of nearly 90 billion dollars.

You'd be an idiot not to buy it. Amirite?

Or would you hold out for a better deal? Or would you just not buy it regardless of how amazing the deal is?