(no singing involved)
*walks up on stage*
Good evening, Ladies and gentlemints! being Thursday, we're having open Mic night all night long! settle back with your favorite drinks and dreams and let the melodies SOAR.

*does a little dance and twirls around*

DUN DUNNNNNNNNN
The sirens are screaming and the fires are howling
Way down in the valley tonight--
Theres a man in the shadows with a gun in his eye
And a blade shining oh so bright.
*steps left and back right again*
Theres evil in the air and theres thunder in the sky
And a killers on the bloodshot streets--
And down in the tunnel where the deadly are rising
Oh I swear I saw a young boy
Down in the gutter
He was starting to foam in the heat.
*clutches the mic close to her chest and sings with the utmost sincerity*

Oh, baby, you're the only thing in this whole world
That's pure and good and right,
And wherever you are and wherever you go
Theres always gonna be some light,
But I gotta get out.
I gotta break it out now
Before the final crack of dawn,
So we gotta make the most of our one night together
When it's over you know
We'll both be so alone. . .
*headbang hairflips*

Like a bat out of hell
I'll be gone when the morning comes!
When the night is over
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone gone gone.
Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes.

When the day is done
And the sun goes down
And the moonlight's shining through,
Then like a sinner before the gates of heaven
I'll come crawling on back to you.
*drops to her knees for the bridge and while someone cuts the music off to skip the other million minutes, hands the mic off to . . .*