Do you think you'd make it in prison?

[strawberryman]

I'd get the death penalty or solitary confinement right away because I'd probably get thrown in jail for murder if anything. It would probably be from me meting out punishment to a person/people that are so stupid they're a detriment to society as a whole and the world would be better off without them, but something tells me the judge wouldn't be sympathetic with my thinking. >_>

Even if I wasn't, it would probably not be too long before I was, because I would not take crap from anyone.

[Lawr]

Oh don't worry I've seen plenty of anime so I know how to handle a katana and go super saiyan. Big Bubba aint got nothin' on Goku.

Psy: WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL?!
Inmate: GAH, GAAAUURDDS!!
Psy: *smashes inmates face in with fist* WHAT'S MY POWER LEVEL YOU PIECE OF SCUM!!??!!?
Inmate: *wailing in pain* IT'S OVER 9000!!.. IT'S OVER 9000!!!
Psy: That's what I thought. *throws inmate into the wall*

FINISH HIM!

[Breine]

Oh, I'd totally become someone's bitch.

[Blue Harvest]

You'd be my bitch, Breine

[Ouch!]

smurf no.

[Randgris]

Thinking of going to jail freaks me out. I'd pray my cellmates doesn't like fresh meat.

[Breine]

You'd be my bitch, Breine

[fire_of_avalon]

I dunno. Half the documentaries about prison are all "You get raped. Every day. Every night. Multiple times." But the other half are like "OMG DO YOU SEE WHAT THESE PEOPLE CAN DO IN PRISON!? There's like ping pong and tv and fun stuff that YOU don't even get to use! It's like being at camp for a very long time!"

So yeah. Someone is lying to me. Though I suppose it's possible that you get raped when you're not doing arts and crafts.

Well all prisons are different. People only play ping pong and watch TV and stuff like that in minimum security prisons and white collar crime prisons. You're probably not gonna get raped there either, because most people don't stick around too long. Maxs and super maxs are the dangerous places where you get maybe 2 hours out of your cell a day and people kill you and stuff.

[1337]

:ezpimp:i would defentily survive in prison lol. as soon as i go in the first person i see i would pick a fight with. i would just bite his nose off and i dont care if i got more time but at least it would keep everyone off me lol.