Why thank you for the beer and condoms!

[Laddy]

A huge discount on everything and free coffee!

[Big D]

At an engineering summer job, I got a kilogram pack of biscuits because I couldn't make it to the company Christmas barbecue. That was pretty neat.

Most of my employers have been pretty generous with holiday pay, too - there's nothing like leaving work and getting a cheque for several hundred dollars.

On my last day student teaching kindergarden, the class gave me a bound book. On each page was a students name, their picture, their handprint, and the sentence "When I was in kindergarten, Mrs. Mat* taught me ___________________." A lot of them said I taught them to hula hoop. xD


*My students have been known to Google my name, so I'm censoring everything ever. >:o

You sure they don't Google "Mrs Mat" as well as your real name?

:edit: I just googled your full name, and the fifth result was the wedding thread in the Archive You might wanna crank up that censorship...

[Balzac]

On my last day student teaching kindergarden, the class gave me a bound book. On each page was a students name, their picture, their handprint, and the sentence "When I was in kindergarten, Mrs. Mat* taught me ___________________." A lot of them said I taught them to hula hoop. xD


*My students have been known to Google my name, so I'm censoring everything ever. >:o

My ex as this problem. They somehow found her myspace and facebook. Then found me and had her ask me to design all their bands posters and such for stuff going on at her school. She's a high school music teacher.