Rubah, that was a disturbing amount of attention-to-detail If it ever comes out that you're a closet scat fan, I'll probably cry and lose all faith in humanity.

As for me... the production of poo is probably one of the most unsavoury aspects of human biology. I wish we could fabricate some kind of 'perfect food' that's got an ideal nutritional balance so it all gets metabolised, producing the smallest possible amount of waste products.