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    I'm not overly fond of cleaning poo from the hamster cage. However, my youngest son's poo is infinitely worse to clean up. Unfortunately, he has some sort of bowel blockage at present, which isn't helping things at all. Hopefully, the doctor will have this problem sorted soon so that I can stop cleaning up poo.
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    I deficate frequently. As per usual.

    So does my cat. I am not affected by this. Ç○¢╣▀

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big D View Post
    Rubah, that was a disturbing amount of attention-to-detail If it ever comes out that you're a closet scat fan, I'll probably cry and lose all faith in humanity.

    As for me... the production of poo is probably one of the most unsavoury aspects of human biology. I wish we could fabricate some kind of 'perfect food' that's got an ideal nutritional balance so it all gets metabolised, producing the smallest possible amount of waste products.
    I like to look at it and break down the contents in my mindxD I don't touch it and I usually would prefer not to smell it xD I don't think I'm going to be rubbing it on anyone anytime soon.

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    poo? meh.
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    I poo like 2-5 times a day.. and I never have the runs. I've been told it's because I have a really good metabolism, or it's because my diet's good. I don't know - What I do know, though, is that pooing is a real nice release

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    WTF? I poo like twice a week. o_o


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    I only poo every other day. Today is my day off.

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    There's seriously something wrong with you people. You need to at least poo like once every day.

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    I have an odd diet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big D View Post
    Rubah, that was a disturbing amount of attention-to-detail If it ever comes out that you're a closet scat fan, I'll probably cry and lose all faith in humanity.
    I think her post just brought her out of the closet

    As for me... the production of poo is probably one of the most unsavoury aspects of human biology. I wish we could fabricate some kind of 'perfect food' that's got an ideal nutritional balance so it all gets metabolised, producing the smallest possible amount of waste products.
    I agree. I'm thinking nanotechnology to evacuate it in tiny amounts, or better yet, a teleporter that just removes it from your bowels directly. I'd pay cash money for that.

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    in Tales from Mos Eisley Cantina, there was an alien who talked about how disgusting humans were for letting their food rot in their intestines before defecating it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    I agree. I'm thinking nanotechnology to evacuate it in tiny amounts, or better yet, a teleporter that just removes it from your bowels directly. I'd pay cash money for that.
    When I was in elementary school I really thought about the teleporter thing a lot. I just was never sure where the teleporter would go to, nor what would keep like half of your butt from falling into it.


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    No, I think there's gotta be something wrong if you poo 5 times a day!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    No, I think there's gotta be something wrong if you poo 5 times a day!
    There's also something seriously wrong if you only go twice a week! Once a day is the norm.

    rubah is the EoFF Gillian McKeith

    Personally I'd be more concerned on improving on the menstrual cycle. I haven't got any issues with the digestive system, whereas the monthly is a real pain in the arse. Why can't we just reabsorb it? Mother nature's greatest failure imo.

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