Welcome!

My my my. I have the very worst of all possible news for Peegee, our Canazdian friend. It has happened. A great catastrophe! The foreshadowed cataclysm! The catastasis recedes into the past as the apotheosis of this calamity reaches its apogee (Or should that perhaps be apeegee?) - and Peegee's laments echoed all across the many worlds, to become legendary, to be eternally retold to travellers such as Jaffar.

The prettiest little princess in the whole world, our very own Jessica R. Underscore, has just become the age of 18 according to Imperial Official Time! This pretty centrally aligned princess;


So now she shall receive a thread which is not uncommon, not epic, not even legendary - but a thread which shall be an artifact for the ages.

Some years ago, I met young Rye whilst I was out and about taking a morning constitutional. She seemed distressed, and I pressed, and she confessed. What did she confess? I'll leave that for you to speculate, for it is between she and I and God, but suffice it to say that I was taken with her lunatic demeanor, and we have been good friends since! Whenever she has had need, I have been all

and she has been saved, HALLELUJAH!

And then a few months ago she was like "Mmmmmmmmmmm babicaeks" and I was like "HURR HURR HURR Y I WANT HOT SMRT DOUG FUNNI GF LIEK U?!1 NO GTFO AWAY FROM ME COOTIES" and then I was like "What the Hux are you thinking, Hux? Fr Srsly. Go4it." and I was like "Yeah I'm in love what now bitch let's hook up" and I wooed her and we did and YAY cute romantic teenage love. I'm an honorary teenager on account of being completely immature and irresponsible.

Rye makes me happy, you know. She does, she brings me contentment and amusement and optimism. And today, after years of survival, she turns 18 years of age, and I will not be at risk of kiddie porn charges for any pix I get hereafter! :kaohappy2 I'd like to take a moment to note that I'm proud of her and all her talents and achievements, and that I am proud to call her my girlfriend. Rye is my girlfriend and I am so proud!

And did you know, that today, her very birthday itself, is also the day which she officially graduates from high school? What an exciting year of changes this will be for her! Off to college, meeting Huxley in September for the first time, and all sorts of other things besides!

Let us all now commence to leave messages for the little lady - for though she has aged she remains preposterously miniscule, perhaps the only being which can hide behind Levian - celebrating her birthday!

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