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    Default It's not just Rye's birthday today!

    It's also Borisnono's birthday, but alas, that person hasn't been on in a long time. There are also 31 other EoFF birthdays today, but none of them get a thread! There's at least 1 birthday for every day of the year on EyesonFF, but we don't see one every day. :o

    So, the discussion topic here is, how does that make you feel?

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    The way it makes me feel? It really turns me on. It knocks me off my feet. My lonely days are gone.


    there was a picture here

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    Well that's cause not all EoFFer's post regularly at General Chat. I do wish I get to have my own birthday thread someday... but that's like 5 more months.

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    Only the people that matter get birthday threads.

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    By Bunny's logic I don't matter
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    Quite the dilemma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    The way it makes me feel? It really turns me on. It knocks me off my feet. My lonely days are gone.
    Win.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    If someone wants a birthday thread they have to


    A. Actually post often and be around for a while when their birthday's coming up.

    B. Be sure people know it's soon (like within a month) so someone will check the calendar and happen to see it when it does.

    I mean even someone that posts a lot might not get their thread if nobody knows it's coming xD

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    Oh, happy birthday. So I know you? xD



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    A good way to get a birthday thread is threaten your boyfriend with no sex when he visits unless he makes you the most epic thread ever.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    By Bunny's logic I don't matter :(
    Funny how that works, isn't it?

    A good way to get a birthday thread is threaten your boyfriend with no sex when he visits unless he makes you the most epic thread ever.
    One time, my girlfriend told me we wouldn't be having sex unless I did something for her. I said "Yeah, we'll see how long you can last. Good luck."

    She's still mad about that one.

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    My birthday is always overshadowed by Yamaneko.

    It makes me feel... hungry.

    ?

    Boldly go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    One time, my girlfriend told me we wouldn't be having sex unless I did something for her. I said "Yeah, we'll see how long you can last. Good luck."

    She's still mad about that one.
    That is pretty much word-for-word my reaction when Rye threatens that.

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    Happy birthday, Kentarou!

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    One time, my girlfriend told me we wouldn't be having sex unless I did something for her. I said "Yeah, we'll see how long you can last. Good luck."

    She's still mad about that one.
    That is pretty much word-for-word my reaction when Rye threatens that.
    I'm never too sure what women are trying to accomplish when they threaten me with stupid things like that. They should maybe learn to get a scarier threat. Like "I'll break your computer" or "I'll delete all your characters on WoW."

    You know, something they don't like.

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