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    Quote Originally Posted by Caraliz View Post
    You had sex.

    I've never had a surprise party. I don't imagine I'd like them-- I hate when people stop by the house for a "surprise." it makes my blood boil and I can't even think straight and suddenly when I regain consciousness I'm covered in blood. Does this happen to anyone else?
    Only when I talk to you.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    aww that's too bad.
    I certainly hope that those of you that haven't been surprised yet do eventually experience it.


    Surprises are super great.

    Boldly go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smittenkitten View Post
    Never had or been to a surprize partay.
    The messenger is standing at the gate
    Ready to let go
    Ready for the crush
    Too late for whispers
    Too late for the blush
    The past is mercy
    When the future is aglow

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    one time I ruined someone surprise party on accident.

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