BREAKING NEWS:
IN southern California today, a Caucausian woman was discovered in the act of ransacking several junior high schools in the X area. Police have not identified her as of yet, but have called in the area's top criminal analysts who have described her as likely to be a teacher of the same age group.

The suspect is about 5'3" with a long green fin instead of legs. She has red hair reaching her hip and wears a purple shell bra.

If anyone knows the identity of this woman, please come and get her and take her back to the ocean.