Did you just say "save Iron Man"? Iron Man needed saving?!

How do you know Hancock was supposed to be satirical? You the director? I didn't lose anything in the second half, it just didn't go the way most people expected it to. And we all know people don't like to be surprised; everyone wants the same old predictable stuff over and over so they can go "omg yay story time."

/cranky old lady rant