The scary world of FFX!
Ok, everyone says 'whoa! ffx would be sooo cool to live in!' but would it really be? Let's look at some points:
No-one EVER says your name. (Tidus)
Whenever your attacked, your vision shatters and monsters appear out of nowhere!
Theres a list that appears, an arrow which moves up and down and controls what you do!
When you walk into another room everything goes temporarily black
Anyone wanna add?
You have to walk EVERYWHERE D:
In the heat and snow!
In the same clothes!
I mean, poor Rikku!
you have to deal with SIN
you have to learn to hold your breath under exertion for five minutes. and only move in two dimensions while in a three dimensional sphere (wtf's with that??)
you become the focus of really bad fan fiction
I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!
~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???
You'd have to speak like Tidus.
You'd have to listen to Yuna's whistling *cringe*
& Yuna & Tidus laughing *double cringe*
Last edited by champagne supernova; 07-01-2008 at 11:23 PM.
Thought of another one!
You get a deep voice randomly talking about your inner feelings... I mean what if Tidus had homosexual thoughts and everyone could hear? Auron would just be like '....Ok?' Yuna would be thinking 'Oh, maybe Aurons interested' Tidus '
You have to wait your turn when you fight.
Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
Have a nice day!!
there no porn or nowhere to take a dump
You have to deal with the mystery of why Seymour's hair is wacky
WHO'S THAT CHOCOBO?
Urm... dunno
lol wtf *changes channel*
I can imagine that...Originally Posted by Suvious
Thought of another one!
You get a deep voice randomly talking about your inner feelings... I mean what if Tidus had homosexual thoughts and everyone could hear? Auron would just be like '....Ok?' Yuna would be thinking 'Oh, maybe Aurons interested' Tidus '
So, my day was getting worse. I had just found out that Yuna was gonna die, I doubted my very existence, and on top of that, I had to deal with my huge man-crush on Auron...
"I work in one of those humble call centres... Apparently, what we're doing at the moment is 'sprinkling our magic along the way'. It's a call centre, not Hogwarts." ~ Caroline Garlick, Ayrshire, BBC News Magazine
1. People just walk into your house and take your hard-earned cash and items, without so much as an explanation.
2. You put your keys in your pocket, then can't find them because your Potions and Phoenix Down and every other item you have is IN THE SAME POCKET!
3. You realise, after 2 hours of searching your pockets, that there is no such thing as a Key in Spira.
You will have to pray, or join the albeld and learn what they're saying (which will take a long time).
There's.... no computers..... with games on....
Tidus: I don't mean to sound selfish... but this is my story! It'll go the way I want or I'll end it!
Brennan.... wtf? Make sense in your posts :P
You get girls with swirly eyes turning into machinery!
i got what ya said brennan
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