Jealousy and what makes you Jealous!

[A Most Loved Man]

Greetings My Most Wonderous of Wonderful Friends!

As you can see, A Most Loved Man has not been online for a couple of days. This is because he has been very sad and consumed with jealousy for he has seen something that has upset him a great deal and made his eyes green with envy!

For it is known that A Most Loved Man is also A Most Handsome Man! He is Handsomer than most Handsome Men and he thanks the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heavens for bestowing upon him such Handsomeness!

HOWEVER!!!!!!!!

A Most Loved Man has discovered that...

The Gods and Goddesses of the Heavenly Realm of Heaven have created a MORE handsome man than A Most Loved Man!

Yes, Indeed, For A Most Loved Man has seen someone FAR more handsome than Himself!

Who is that someone?

Roto13!

Yes indeedy. He has seen pictures of Roto13 and is utterly in awe of his masculinity and manliness. A Most Loved Man wishes he could curl up besides Roto13's warm, furry and fuzzly beard at night so that he could dream the most dreamiest of dreams! :mog:

And thus...

A Most Loved Man has become A Most Jealous Man for discovering there is A MORE Handsome Man than himself

Topic of discussion...

What makes you Jealous!?!?!??!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!!!!!!