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    • Sell your stockmarket shares on September 31st 1929
    30 days has April, June, and November? Something's missing here. orite
    I don't know what's worse, that I made that mistake or that only you noticed it.

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    Go back into the Cold War era. Establish yourself as a famous psychic/time traveller. Then set up a secret meeting with both sides at the same time. Start an auction on your own predictions (but be vague in order not to change time, if that is your thing) and have all the money you made put into a Swiss Bank account with high interest. Come back to the present and check out your account balance.


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    For poops and giggles:

    1. Make a sperm sample - keep with you at all times.
    2. Go back in time, and GM yourself (as foetus) into a girl.
    3. Take your other self back in time to before you were conceived. Chuck the sperm in.
    4. Wait 9 months.

    Congratulations, you are now yourself, your mother, and your father.

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    Invest in google the day it was made. Seriously.

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    go back and kick your own ass for all bad decisions (like not dating faith, sam, nikki, stacie, or jamie... )
    I like chocolate!! No matter what flavor you get, you can always taste the broken dreams!

    ~Dead people should stay dead, otherwise whats the point of killing them???

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    To quote the ultimate hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy:

    "Deposit one cent into a bank account, when you reach the end of the universe the interest will be able to pay for the entire fabilous meal."

    Doesn't really work because of inflation, but it's a nice thought.


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    Invest in any legitimate computer company and then sell in the present day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jojee View Post
    Go to the future, see successful ideas and inventions, go back and invent them yourself! ^.^

    Dunno why everyone else is traveling back to the past :3 Probably easier to make money that way, but future is so much more interesting to top it.
    She's got it right you know. Altering the past creates some crazy time paradoxes if you change it, so it's been recently hypothesized that you would be unable to change anything. However, if you go forward, once time reaches that point anyway, your actions in the past will have made it so.

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    I never liked Ashton Kutcher anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sagensyg View Post
    Get an autograph from Jesus. eBay will do the rest for you.
    A bible autographed by him

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