5 of course.
5: I'm like a God/Goddess 
4: I'm fairly sexy. Definitely well above average 
3: I'm ever so slightly above average but not quite approaching heavenly levels 
2: I'm so plain you'd forget me the second you walked past me
1: I'm hideous! ;(
0: I'm a monster!!! 
5 of course.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
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