View Poll Results: How sexy are you!?

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  • 5: I'm like a God/Goddess

    9 26.47%
  • 4: I'm fairly sexy. Definitely well above average

    7 20.59%
  • 3: I'm ever so slightly above average but not quite approaching heavenly levels

    9 26.47%
  • 2: I'm so plain you'd forget me the second you walked past me

    3 8.82%
  • 1: I'm hideous! ;(

    3 8.82%
  • 0: I'm a monster!!!

    3 8.82%
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Thread: Rate your sexiness!

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    Default Rate your sexiness!

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    Greetings once again my most beloved and loved of loved Friends! May the Gods and Goddesses of the mighty realm of heavenly heaven bless ALL of you for eternity!

    Your Good Friend A Most Loved Man has a question to ask of his wonderously wonderful friends on EoFF, for you see...

    Today A Most Loved Man had an adventure!

    And what was his adventure, you may be thinking to yourself!?

    Well...

    His adventure was...

    He was admiring himself in the mirror!

    Thats righty right! And what an adventerous adventure he had gazing over his gorgeously tanned body It was a truly fun time he had, staring dreamily into his rippling six-pack stomach and admiring his carefully sculpted biceps. Such a lovely creature is A Most Loved Man!

    Indeedily-do he is very sexy! In fact, he would go so far as to rate himself a 5/5 for his outrageous sexiness! The Gods and Goddesses of the Mighty Realm of Heavenly Heaven must truly love A Most Loved Man for gifting him such an extraordinary body!

    A Most Loved Man's topic of discussion is therefore...

    What would you rate yourself for sheer sexiness?

    A 5 means you are most sexy!

    A 1 means you are not very sexy at all

    And a 0 means the Devil himself would ban you from entering hell, for you are far too ugly!


    COME AND BE BRAVE! COME AND RATE YOURSELF EOFF'ERS!!!!!


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    Gimmick user is gimmicky.

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    I'm a 4.

    Quote Originally Posted by Fonz View Post
    Gimmick user is gimmicky.
    Fo' real, holmes!


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    Stop making threads


    there was a picture here

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Stop making threads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sergeant Hartman View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Stop making threads

    Quote Originally Posted by EoFF RULES
    We don't have too many rules here. We're mostly laid-back. Here are some things to keep in mind though.
    Flaming. We don't allow flaming. Flaming means insulting other members of the MB. Be nice at all times.
    You hurted A Most Loved Man's feelings


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    I like me my sexy Most Loved Men.

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    I'm a 3.5 out of 5 fer sure. Like you know, whatever!

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    Draw the Drapes Recognized Member rubah's Avatar
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    pretty sexy, imo

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     Master of the Fork Cid's Knight Freya's Avatar
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    Oh he quoted eoff rules Ho snap!

    I'm ok? I think i'm pretty but not godlike O.O

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    5 of course.
    You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!

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    VICIOUS GEEK SOOT~ヽ(`Д´)ノ scrumpleberry's Avatar
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    me want cookie

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    I love you! Don't listen to them, they are gay homos.

    Also I am a five because I am really really really friggin hot.

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    I'm just going to call the Devil Man card in every thread you make.

    With that said..

    I don't really consider myself too sexy because I'm pregnant. Now, granted I have the lovely metabolism to make it so that I have somehow managed to keep my figure during pregnancy (I'M ALL BABY. ; ; ) but still. Let's just keep praying I don't explode from massive weight gain in my last two months.

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