Bouncingboco (9:52:29 PM): FLOCCI NON FLOCIO!
SmarterChild (9:52:30 PM): Pardon?
Bouncingboco (9:52:35 PM): Que?
SmarterChild (9:52:36 PM): I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
Bouncingboco (9:52:41 PM): Que pasa?
SmarterChild (9:52:41 PM): OK. Don't get frustrated...

Try typing home or help.
Bouncingboco (9:52:48 PM): HELPHOME!
SmarterChild (9:52:48 PM): You're home, bouncingboco.

1 Visit my library including U.S. geography, U.S. presidents and a dictionary
2 Have fun with ASCII art, word scrambles, manicdotes and more
3 Use tools like encyclopedia, Web search and planner
4 Join in - tell me about a crush, leave a message, find out how many people are IMing me and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

Make a choice.
Bouncingboco (9:53:03 PM): No no no no no. Help, get me out of, my home
SmarterChild (9:53:04 PM): Welcome, bouncingboco. This is home.

1 Visit my library including world facts, a thesaurus and U.S. presidents
2 Have fun with manicdotes, hangman, word scrambles and more
3 Use tools like notepad, calculator and planner
4 Join in - find out how many people are IMing me, tell me about a crush, take a poll and more
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.

Go ahead and make a choice.
Bouncingboco (9:53:29 PM): GOD DAMMIT! HOME DOESN'T MEAN GIVE ME THIS CRAP!
SmarterChild (9:53:30 PM): I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
Bouncingboco (9:53:39 PM): Oh, is that so?
SmarterChild (9:53:40 PM): True dat.
Bouncingboco (9:54:01 PM): smurf your smurfing **** mothersmurfer smurf smurf smurf skullskullskullskull skullskullskullskull skullskullskullskull whores!
SmarterChild (9:54:02 PM): Wow. That's extremely rude.
Bouncingboco (9:54:06 PM): You ask
SmarterChild (9:54:07 PM): I don't know how to answer that.
Bouncingboco (9:54:07 PM): ed*
SmarterChild (9:54:07 PM): Come again?
Bouncingboco (9:54:16 PM): SmarterChild sucks.
SmarterChild (9:54:17 PM): That's my name.
Bouncingboco (9:54:22 PM): Say hi to EoFF now for me
SmarterChild (9:54:22 PM): No.
Bouncingboco (9:54:33 PM): But EoFF loves you!
SmarterChild (9:54:34 PM): My name is SmarterChild.
Bouncingboco (9:54:42 PM): ...k.
SmarterChild (9:54:43 PM): Yup.
I have reached the highest point of boredom tonight. I had conversation with SMARTERCHILD! WTF?

So, whats the weirdest thing you've done recently while bored?

(SPOILER)The first one who says fap fails xD