Steak is awesome.Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
And A1, is that important.
Steak is awesome.
And A1, is that important.
Being a woman is the most difficult thing in the world, A Most Loved Man. I cry daily when I think about all the burdens the world has placed upon me.
Eat your steak bloody and without sauce like a real man.
I like boobs so I like girls.
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It's very easy, a Most Loved Man.
Noooooooooooooooobody's knoooooooows the troubleah've seen
noooooooooooooooobody knoooooooows my sorrooooooooows.
Downsides: Menstruation, childbirth, lowered wages in the workplace
Upside: Biological storage compartment
hmm...
Menstruation is the most awful thing ever ever ever. WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO US ;_;
I never thought being a woman was to hard.
Being a pregnant women on the other hand sucks, especially when no one realizes that you're not as able to do things as you were before.
For example, I've been staying up til 3, 4, or 5am for the past week straight trying to pack and clean. When my sister and my dad came over to the house to see how "clean" it was, I get told that it's not even near finished and I have a long way to go. I was actually very proud of how clean I got everything because I've been severely exhausted, my back hurts, my hips hurt, and I have to take a 15 minute break almost every 15 minutes so I don't make my tummy hurt from doing to much. I kept trying to explain that if my husband was here to help it wouldn't be like this because it takes him about 8 hours to clean in one night, where as it's taking me 8 hours to clean EVERY night.
I think my dad might help me clean and pack and what not because now I think he's worried about me because he took us to a buffet and all I had was a salad because I was to tired to eat (which is NOT like me). Then last night, I said I wasn't going to clean and pack when I got home (at like 11pm) because I was super sleepy and then my sister said that they weren't going to come get me if my house wasn't packed up by tonight, but then my dad said that I could come to the carnival and stuff.
So yeah, being a pregnant woman sucks.
Being a woman is the most difficult thing in the world, A Most Loved Man. I cry daily when I think about all the burdens the world has placed upon me.
Oh, my dearest Caraliz. If only A Most Loved Man was able to reach into the Internet, hold you close to him and wash away your troubles with the comfort of his manly arms!
A Most Loved Man shall ask all the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven to give you extra special blessings tonight. A lovely lady such as yourself does not deserve to have any burdens whatsoever...
A Most Loved Man is now, officially, crying for you!
I'm more like a guy in a girl's body, so my friends tell me. (They're all guys). I don't see what the problem is being a girl. I'm not one of those girls who's like OMG I'M SO FAT! or anything (really, those girls annoy me so bad because they never are fat) The only real problems I have is making my hair look nice, but the longer it grows the easier it gets.
And childbirth? Me? Ha. I'd like to see you try.
I do everything a guy does except pee standing up. And occasionally I wear makeup and always paint my nails black, but I know guys who do that too.
It's doable if you're willing to put the effort forth.
I think I'm in love
A Most Loved Man has now found 2 women on EoFF who make his heart flutter! Caraliz and Whiffles!
A Most Loved Man gives a kissie to Whiffles
And he gives another kissie to Caraliz
Best post in this thread IMO.
I hate being a woman. I hate being confusing. I hate PMS.
;-;
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