Bert is gonna beat you upOh, my dearest Caraliz. If only A Most Loved Man was able to reach into the Internet, hold you close to him and wash away your troubles with the comfort of his manly arms!
A Most Loved Man shall ask all the Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven to give you extra special blessings tonight. A lovely lady such as yourself does not deserve to have any burdens whatsoever...
A Most Loved Man is now, officially, crying for you!
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Women bleed out of their nether orifice every month. That is enough for me to say that it must suck.
But I would still like to be a woman all the same.
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I like it. It's pretty soft. Needs less PMS though.
It's not that hard, right, seriously! But I haven't been through pregnancy and lucky enough to not have painful periods! (tummy aches, I mean)
I have endured a night of wearing high heels, OH MY GOD THE AGONY. It's unreal that women love high heels so much. I hate the fact that makeup is so expensive too.
Christmas thinks it is easy to be a woman if you have the looks, the money, the brain, the body, the boobies, the connections..etc.
Which Christmas has none.
Christmas hopes that Christmas is posting correctly in A Most Loved Man's thread.