You should write your own then!

It's exactly the same as this Ruby script, only condensed into one line with one space. :
PHP Code:
def fb(nab)

  if (
x%== 0)
    print 
"fizz"

    
if (x%== 0)
      print 
"buzz"

  
elsif (x%== 0)
    print 
"buzz"

  
else
    print 
x
  end

  
print "\n"
end

fb
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