... there is none.
We need scandal, and lots of it.
Start up the rumor machine, lads and laddies!
Psst. I have it from a reliable source* that BOU enjoys wearing women's shoes, and secretly has a rather large stash of red high-heels, each of which he refuses to call "red", but instead "fuschia, ruby, maroon, etc"!
*-Not reliable
Get to it.