... there is none.

We need scandal, and lots of it.

Start up the rumor machine, lads and laddies!

Psst. I have it from a reliable source* that BOU enjoys wearing women's shoes, and secretly has a rather large stash of red high-heels, each of which he refuses to call "red", but instead "fuschia, ruby, maroon, etc"!

*-Not reliable

Get to it.