Mikztsu is NOT God
~Spartvark

That's not true. *_*



I heard from a friend that his cousins' aunts sister- in-laws friend that his swedish half sisters step father's cousin's best friends son ex girlfriends, boyfriends dad, which is my, uncle grand mother's great great son saw Chaos and Mikzstu sneak of to a corner and played with a vibrator......

How Scandalous!!!

Mikky! How could you!!!
~Rodarian

And I heard that Rodarian makes love to his new blue car! He makes love to it thru tail pipe whilst the car is on, and that hot exhaust gas is just making it better.

Hey, wait a second...I tried that once too, and I kinda liked it!! *Jumps to the streets to rape few secksay limuosines and beef trucks*


I heard that Rod gets paid to lap dance and did it on Mikky....Wait a minute!! That's me!! *O.O* *runs*
~Rod

Silly.


The word on the street is that Mik doesn't really draw his MikArt. He has a team of monkeys on crack chained in his basement who work on them.
~Chaos


The crack part is only fact in here, but thanks for the idea. I could start mass production by doing that, and I'm sure the result would be pretty much the same.

Don't believe everything they say to you, Batchao.=)


Mik is rumored to have pig-ham instead of the right part of his arse.
~Raf


And rumors I heard, tells that when Raf's going to bed tonight, his arse is going to be made love to first, then sliced, stuffed with beans, fried. Then someone eats it, but not too fast. He waits 'till it regens and eats again. Then finally it's time for love again (after 2nd regeneration), and after that eat it as a whole, or spare it for Christmas.


Also: I heard that the Evil party Goatsecks name is based on insident that happened few years ago: Bleys woke up, he was going to take a nice morning walk. Then suddenly 6 - 8 goats (no one knows the exact amount) ran from the forest, chased Bleys, and when they finally caught him, they made love to him, hard.