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    Default Scary Stories!(and other ways to prevent yourself from sleeping/fapping)

    A young girl is left home alone with only her dog (often a German shepherd or collie) to protect her. When night approaches, she locks all the doors and tries to lock all the windows, but one in the basement won't close.

    She decides to leave it open, but locks the basement door and goes to bed. Her dog takes its customary place under her bed.

    In the deep of night she awakens to a dripping sound coming from the bathroom. The girl is too scared to go check so she reaches her hand under the bed. She feels a reassuring lick from her dog and falls back to sleep. She reawakens to the dripping sound, reaches her hand down to the dog where she feels the reassuring lick and falls back to sleep. Once more, she awakens to the dripping sound. She reaches her hand down and feels the lick of her dog.

    Now curious about the dripping sound, she gets up and slowly walks towards the bathroom, the dripping sound getting louder as she approaches. She reaches the bathroom and turns on the light. She is greeted by a horrific sight; hanging from the shower nozzle is her dog with its throat slit open and its blood dripping into the bathtub.

    Something on the bathroom mirror catches her eye; she turns around. Written on the bathroom mirror in her dog's blood are the words "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO".



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    That. Is. Smurfed.

    Not too scary, just kind of messed up that they killed the dog. D: And creepy, pretty creepy.


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    That's so incredibly sick... Why did you post that. Animals getting harmed affects me...deeply.

    I argue with myself.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    That's so incredibly sick... Why did you post that. Animals getting harmed affects me...deeply.

    I argue with myself.
    All of this is real.

    All of it.

    Not made up at all.

    Nope.

    That'd be insane.

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    And please do not tell me about an individual you know who has had a man lick their hand at night and mutliate an innocent and loyal soul. Please.



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    Interesting urban legend type story. Nice twist. Needs more though. What happens after she finds out there's a psycho in the house licking her hand



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    Quote Originally Posted by Laddy View Post
    And please do not tell me about an individual you know who has had a man lick their hand at night and mutliate an innocent and loyal soul. Please.
    All I can say is, sleep well.

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    xD


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    Humans can lick too. I'm glad we don't have dogs. We have cats.

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    I heard this one so long ago, but I needed to hear it again.
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    Very very sick, forget the woman though she's stupid for not getting up in the first place. I feel bad for the dog

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    This is one of those ridiculous stories that gets posted as MySpace bulletins or sent across as a chain e-mails and you're supposed to forward it to half a million people to avoid losing your eyebrows in a freak yachting accident or something.
    Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.

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    I found that more funny than scary for some reason You could see it probably wasn't the dog doing the licking coming
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    Yeah, I did. xDD


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