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I'm watching my niece for a week while my sister and her hubby are in Vegas.
She was whining, "Cadence No, you don't need up here."
She looks at me, angry face and all, with her finger stretched out, "NO!" Then walks off. I was told off by a baby. She's 16 months I think?
ANYWHO what are funny things little children do that you've seen?
My cousin's daughter flipped me off when she was two
The messenger is standing at the gate
Ready to let go
Ready for the crush
Too late for whispers
Too late for the blush
The past is mercy
When the future is aglow
Someone I work withs 4 year old daughter:
Mummy why do people wear pants (knickers)?
Because they need to cover their bums
Well your pants(knickers) are not very good, it dosn't cover your bum at all!!
Talking of thongs of course xD
Made me giggle so much
Trust No one
When I was much younger, I was babysat by my mom's best friend who went on to have 4 kids. When I was 8 or so, her youngest daughter was around 3-4 at the time. She had a habit of not going to the bathroom when she needed to, so there were often unexplained puddles on the floor. I found it amusing at the time, I guess.
my middle nephew is very creative and loves the outdoors. One summer, he was always telling us about his past life when he was a grown up. He's the one that also picks flowers for me <333
Well, the must funny thing I have seen was made by me:
My mother was talking with one of her friends, when the friend turned around and started to mess up with my speech. I tried to talk, but I had speech problems. She said laughing at me "I can't understand you". I snapped and yelled at her, nearly around one minute. After my 1-minute explosion she said clearly shocked "Now I understand you". :laughing:
When I was around 10(so kind of little) I had my first "birds and bees" discussion. I was told that when two people really care, are very committed to and serious with each other that they express their love in a more intimate manner, this is where babies come from, they're made of love, etc...
I was out at dinner with my grandparents, aunt, uncle and cousins after this discussion. The conversation switched to my cousin's boyfriend, whom she was very serious with. Jumping right into the middle of the conversation, I asked her when she was going to have sex with him, in front of everyone, including my grandparents. My cousin was mortified but my aunt and uncle thought it was hilarious as it was an innocent question on my part. I'm not sure what my grandparents thought about it.
My little brother used to use his middle finger to point at things
He liked to point a lot.
Nuff said.
When my youngest neice was like 2 and a half (she's 4 this year), I would sit on the sofa watching Tv and she would just walk up to me, look at me, then go "Go away" and I'm like "Dude, I've been here the whole time" "GO AWAY ASHWY" "... well fine" and I'd get up and move to another spot and she'd sit where I was sitting.
Today though, my sister took her and her older sister to subway, and my youngest neice started reordering all the chips because they were out of order (like the dorito's with dorito's and so on) and the worker at subway thought she was so cute he gave her a free cookie. xD
My baby's prolly going to do crazy stuff too. I've just got to wait and see~
My nephew does impressions of Skt.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
She looks pissed off. What happened? xDOriginally Posted by Shiny
Nuff said.
Hehehe! Apparently her aunt asked her a question and she didn't know what she was talking about. So she made that face. xDShe looks pissed off. What happened? xD
Nuff said.
When I was working at the summer school earlier this summer, I was pushing one of the five-year-olds on the swing and talking about siblings. I explained my brother was younger than me, but a good amount taller. We then had the following conversation.
Him: Oh. Is he really tall?
Me: I think he is.
Him: Like, Kobe Bryant tall?
Me: No, Kobe Bryant is probably really really tall!
Him: Yeah, know who else is really tall?
Me: No, who?
Him: LeBron James.
Me: Yeah, maybe he's even taller than Kobe. All basketball players are really tall!
Him: Know who else is tall?
Me: No, who?
Him: Barak Obama.
It looked more like a look of 'I'm going to smack you now' instead of one of bewilderment.Hehehe! Apparently her aunt asked her a question and she didn't know what she was talking about. So she made that face. xDShe looks pissed off. What happened? xD
Nuff said.
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