BEBEZ!

[Shiny]

That would explain why her pimp hand is up.

[Roto13]

What's wrong with that kid's eyebrow?

[KentaRawr!]

She's invisible.

[Captain Maxx Power]

ANYWHO what are funny things little children do that you've seen?

I don't know, I usually punt any children who bother me almost as a reflex. I've not got the time to check what funny things they may be doing during their arcing trajectory.

[Ko Ko]

She's invisible.

I cant see the picture, either

[BardTard]

My cousin Brock (he's almost 6) just randomly said to my uncle "Uncle Al, sometimes my butt sweats."

[rubah]

Aidan. The Youngest. The Puddin'-faced.

CJ. The Eldest. The Beansprout.

Austin. The Middle. The Favorite (of me anyways)

btw I'm obliged to my sister for pushing all these little things out!

oh, bonus round:

Mason. The Dead. and little!CJ.

[Arc_Master_14]

I got my cousin when she was three to tell her dad s--- it was really bad for me and my othr cousin cuz she told on us

[Proxy]

my daughter is just hilarious...i can't think of anything off hand. But dammit I've beeen in tears from her, and she's not even 2 yet.

[Tallulah]

I have heard funny stories about Millie, my friend Steven's daughter, who incidentally lives across the road from me.

When she was about two she fell off a chair; her reaction was: 'Oh smurf!' (well, not 'smurf' obviously, but you know what the filters do. :rolleyes2

Another time she was having a conversation with my mum, and she asked about her mum, Kay. Millie replied: 'That's not my mummy, that's my child-minder.'

Taylor, my other friend Tracey's son, always wants to wear my glasses for some reason. I'm sure there's also some funny stuff he or his brother George have done or said but I can't remember anything off the top of my head.

[Misfit]

About a year ago, my little neice, Hanna, she could not say "K" or "k" sound.

Hah, when I was a tiny tot I couldn't say my k's either, and replaced them with t's. 8-) Got me on some HOME VIDEOS playing with our 'titties'! ^_____^

Anyways, I only have one nephew and... he hasn't really done anything super exciting/funny yet, but he's still a baby. :3 He tosses his ball down the steps and looks at us all cute like and says, "get it" though... I think that's cute. :}

lol pudgy cheeks *squish*

[Peegee]

When my kid brother was very young, like 4 or 5, we pissed him off at a restaurant, so on the way out, in a fit of anger he swore (like '4 letter word shut up' swore) really loudly. Even the waitress was like whoa

[Peegee]

A few months ago my thirteen-year-old sister decided to mock out nine-year-old sister with some weird interpretation of the birds and the bees. I think she told her that babies are made by grown-ups getting naked and just hugging. Despite her censorship, our little sister was still in great distress. She ran out to her mother crying and yelled "YOU HAD TO DO NASTY STUFF TO MAKE ME!!" and then ran into her room sobbing. I lol'd.

I don't know what my thirteen-year-old sister is on about though. Recently she caught me taking my birth control pill and asked for one, thinking it was a mint. I told her she was too young for birth control and she yelled that I was gross for taking them. I told her I didn't want to have a baby yet so I needed them, and she inquired why I didn't just abstain from having sex with my husband. When I responded "But it's fun!" she ran screaming into the house.

And then there's our five-year-old brother who just wanders around the house and randomly breaks into "I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT" from that Madagascar movie.

13, 9, and 5 year old siblings? You're so old

[Randgris]

My nephew always yells "Bagini" (It sounds like this) and when asked what it means he replies "ish away" (away = fight)

[Momiji]

And then there's our five-year-old brother who just wanders around the house and randomly breaks into "I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT" from that Madagascar movie.

Oh dear god, I can't stand it when kids do that. When that movie came out, there was a 100% chance you could go to a store and hear at least one kid endlessly repeating that. And then my brother started doing it.

I hate that movie so much.