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  1. 07-14-2008, 10:53 PM #1
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    What religion are you!?

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    Greetings My Wonderously Wonderful Friends on EoFF! A Most Loved Man has an EXCITING-ZING-A-ZING topic of discussion for his friends on EoFF today!

    Today, A Most Loved Man was being a very good Servant of All the Gods And Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven and he was reading about their adventures in the bible. A Most Loved Man LOVES the Bible! It is his favourite book of all time! It has LOTS AND LOTS OF DEATH murder, butchery, war, disease by locusts, and his favourite character of all time, Jesus!

    A Most Loved Man is wondering therefore...

    What religion are his friends on EoFF? How many of you are Christians, Catholics, Hindu's, Buddhists, Sikhs, Muslims, Jewish, and, err... Scientologists!?

    Tell A Most Loved Man these things and, together, let us spread the righteous words of the Heavenly Gods and Goddesses of Heavenly Heaven!

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  2. 07-14-2008, 10:55 PM #2
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    I'm Jedi.
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  3. 07-14-2008, 10:56 PM #3
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    I am A-religious.
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    The closest I come to having a religion is by celebrating Christmas. However, considering the fact that Christmas has turned from a celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ to an extreme bout of consumerism and capitalism, I'd say it's not really a religious event at all. Thus, I have no religion.
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  5. 07-14-2008, 10:57 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Balzac View Post
    I'm Jedi.
    Same
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  6. 07-14-2008, 11:02 PM #6
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    I'm a Christian, just not the annoying 'holier-than-thou' Bible-thumping type.
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  7. 07-14-2008, 11:04 PM #7
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    I used to say I was Christian but I figured I wasn't fooling God so I stopped doing that. Honestly if anything I'm apathetic.
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  8. 07-14-2008, 11:08 PM #8
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    I'm a congregationalist! which is from the Calvinist part of the Protestants. but I don't go to church anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rengori View Post
    I used to say I was Christian but I figured I wasn't fooling God so I stopped doing that. Honestly if anything I'm apathetic.
    Same pretty much. I was raised Baptist Christian and went to church every Sunday with the fam until I got older and decided I don't want to waste my time going to something so incredibly boring.
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  10. 07-14-2008, 11:20 PM #10
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    a to the t to the e i s t.

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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  11. 07-14-2008, 11:23 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Momiji View Post
    I'm an Christian Atheist, just not the annoying 'holierbetter-than-thou' Bible-thumping mean insulting type that has to be mean even if the person is very polite and keeps their faith to them self.
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  12. 07-14-2008, 11:23 PM #12
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    Christian, though not a good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vivisteiner View Post
    a to the t to the e i s t.
    No longer into Steinerism, huh?

    By the way, you only spelled 'ateist'. Is that a new religion?
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  14. 07-14-2008, 11:26 PM #14
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    I'm agnostic.
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  15. 07-14-2008, 11:27 PM #15
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    I'm Christian plain & simple
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