Goatsecs Recruiting Thread

[Eternal Snow]

hmm, soundz like fun..... goatsex...... oopz, a lil typo there... ^_^ i'm serious, it'z a typo.......

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Rainecloud
The Goatsecs party lies and edits threads...they manipulate them for their own selfish purposes! Do you, my fellow EoFF members want to be associated with such a party? Do you want to fight for truth and justice - two worthy causes, or would you rather be part of this dishonest Goatsecs group?

The obvious answer, of course, being, join Goatsecs. Dishonesty rocks.

Well, I'm surprised by the amount of support! I'll edit my first post to reflect the member count, and name our primary candidates.

[Rydia of Mist]

*looks around*

-._-.

.-_.-

*sneaks in*

*salutes* Comrade, I would like to join up with the Goatsecs party! I have pictures of the leaders of other parties in compromising situations, and I'm not afraid to use them to further the Goatsecs Party's cause!

[repo man]

FEAR MY WRENCH!!!!

Oh, and I don't care if you throw underwear at me, Mr. Bleys. It makes me smile to have someone else's underwear thrown at my head.

[Rydia of Mist]

By the way, I've made a Goatsecs sig, if anyone wants one. Just PM me!

[Kalen]

Wha hahaa, that's great, Rydia. *sends ya a PM*

[Leeza]

Hey, great sig making Rydia! He looks so like a...Leader?

Come on everyone, don't let them delude your senses! The Newbie Party can out-sig the Goatsecs any day!

[repo man]

Come on! These people advocate Goat Sex. What kind of sickness is that? Besides, everyone knows goats and other cloven mammals are symbolic of the devil. The newbie party, however, is the party of God, aka Mikztsu!

[Rydia of Mist]

Originally posted by repo man
Besides, everyone knows goats and other cloven mammals are symbolic of the devil.

So? So we're evil! Like you've never rooted for the villain, ever! Everyone knows that highly evil villains are always so much cooler than the "heros"! *mock mock*

[eestlinc]

yes, but the heros always win in the end.

[Rydia of Mist]

So now, with Goatsecs, you have the chance to circumvent that tired "heroes always win" cliché!

[Daryl]

To phrase it in language you n00b party "ppl" may understand: Evil r r0x0r. Goatsecs r r0x0r. *nods*

[Ashi]

*Changes mind again* *stays*

Does this work? Or is it too ... ugly? ^^

[Bloodstone]

*drinks in all the evil in this thread* Muwahahaha!

yes, but the heros always win in the end.

It's because sentimental and romantics write it in a way to please the meek. But actually, it only gets them into thinking evil isn't for real... but we very well know it is.

For example: read Neil Gaiman's "Snow, Glass, Apples".

[BlkKnight]

Tatum, I don't think that really works, and the text is difficult to read. I happen to like how I appilied an advertisement to my current av/sig theme.