Goatsecs Recruiting Thread

[Leeza]

Originally posted by Citizen Bleys
Spatvark: I've already said what our party platform was going to be: wood.

Wood! Pfft! That platform has already been tried without any success. It's so outdated...so last century! Come on people, recycled plastic product platforms are the way of the future. The Newbie Party can offer you that and so much more!

NEWBIE PARTY FOREVER!

[NeX]

*clubs Leeza with a piece of drift wood*

HA! I wanna see a piece of recycled plastic do that!

*steps on Leeza's unconcious body*

*Chants* WOOD! WOOD! WOOD! WOOD!

[Ashi]

Um.. umm...

Wood makes fire. ^_~;

[Spatvark]

Ah... but what KIND of wood? Mahogany, Birch, Oak, etc...

[Leeza]

Originally posted by NeX
*clubs Leeza with a piece of drift wood*

HA! I wanna see a piece of recycled plastic do that!

*steps on Leeza's unconcious body*

*Chants* WOOD! WOOD! WOOD! WOOD!

Oh, you Goatsecs are mean! *clubs NeX with a recycled plastic product baseball bat*

PLASTIC! PLASTIC! PLASTIC! PLASTIC! PLASTIC!

[Citizen Bleys]

Originally posted by Spatvark
Ah... but what KIND of wood? Mahogany, Birch, Oak, etc...

Jeez, I gotta explain everything twice? The highest-quality wood.

[Agent Proto]

I'm almost fed up with this election. The Newbie Party is actually being MORE dirtier than the Goatsecs, and they're spreading lies about us, and I'm just almost tired of trying to defend us and attacking them. It's hopeless, I'm this close to deciding to step down. But I won't unless they provoke me more.

[Moose Knight]

Witches are made of wood.....*runs away*..

[Ashi]

*Puts a hand on Jeff's shoulder*

Don't let them break you, mate. ^.~

[Rydia of Mist]

We must stand strong, Jeff! Remember, Goatsecs party members are people of the highest calibur, and a few nonsensical jabs here and there cannot begin to break us! *pats Jeff on the back*

[Spatvark]

I was just thinking, shouldn't we make campaign pledges that are specific to the forums we're nominated for? Here's some I thought of for the Writer's Corner... MY nominated forum (God knows why, it was my 3rd choice and my 2nd choice is still open...)

"As your local Goatsecs candidate, I am here to make my campaign pledges:

1) I will encourage more people to post here in The Writer's Corner...
2) I will encourage people to offer useful criticism to everybody's work, not just their cronies, and not just slapping each other on the back...
3) I will PERSONALLY contribute my opinions to 50% of all threads posted in this forum after my election (excluding my own of course)"

That's all i've thought of for now, more would be warmly accepted

Bleys: We can't all be as amazing as you, some of us DO need you to explain everything twice

Agent Proto: Just spam their thread up as well, senseless retaliation is always fun *hands Proto a sniper rifle* Come, let us slaughter the infidels...

[Agent Proto]

I want to run for the Lounge Bleys. Give me the Lounge, I want to run against Leeza, knowing that she'll have no chance against me. >=]

[Leeza]

Originally posted by Agent Proto
I want to run for the Lounge Bleys. Give me the Lounge, I want to run against Leeza, knowing that she'll have no chance against me. >=]

Aren't you counting your chickens before they're hatched, Proto?

[Agent Proto]

What are you telling me to count my chickens? I have none. You're going down, snooping in our thread.

[Leeza]

Snooping? Didn't I just see you in the Newbie Party thread insulting our grammar? Shame on you!