How awesome are you and why?
Me? I'm pretty awesome.
How awesome are you and why?
Me? I'm pretty awesome.
And why?
I'm just different. I have nothing to prove :[
I've been awesome since I came out of the womb. The doctor was even all like, hot damn that's an awesome smurfing baby! 8-)
I'm at least 7 awesome out of a maximum amount of seventy billion
wait..
It doesn't get any more awesome than me. But I won't go into detail cus then I'll just feel self-centered and arrogant.
I am most awesome. All cats love me, this is how awesome I am.
I'm not awesome.
(SPOILER)I totally am!
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My Dad always said "If I wasn't so good, I'd be awesome." I'm pretty awesome, but I'm not too good to be awesome. I hope someday I can surpass awesome, like my Dad did.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
So awesome.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
I'm more awesome than tv.
You hold my heart in your manly hands I wanna feel the throb of your handsome gland. I wanna hold you tight like a newborn kitten, against my flesh like a cashmere mitten. Tickly tick, I'm makin' skin bump heaven and all the way down it's lookin' cleanly shaven. Prickety pricks, it's stubble on stubble I better slow down or I'm in real trouble. Want you, touch you, feel you, taste you! Knick knack whacky whack 'till I see the man stew. spin you around let me see that hole! I'm a tunnelin' in a like a short hair mole. Once I'm inside I'm gonna leave a trace, half in there and half on that face! One finger, two finger, there fingers gone! Mano a mano I love you John!
As awesome as trading cards worth five cents!
I'm so awesome that I slept with your mother.![]()
I'm average I'm awesome sometimes ^^