THE UNITED STATES
is the greatest country ever amirite
anyways if the states were real people, what would they be like or you can even name objects they would be like!
represent for your state!
vermont would be a voluptuous woman who has cankles and whose hair goes crazy in the fall. :mog:
Texas would be fat.
America would be like this bully who doesn't know he's getting to old to be cool.
I'm sorry I love America but that's what it is.
Virginia would be crazy toothless people with large shotguns and dead animals on thier backs.
Debatable.Originally Posted by Caraliz
Ohio is the jocky kid in gym class who thinks he's great at sports but really isn't.
Indiana? Who is Indiana? Has anyone heard of Indiana? xD
Momiji! Indiana is this:
Louisiana would be this black guy with dreads, gold teeth, and apparently extremely below poverty boundaries that few people care about. Quick to comment a crime just to buy something to eat and only get attention when girls flash their boobs at Mardi Gras or a Level 3 or higher Hurricane hits. Did I forget to mention that he doesn't have a rain coat?
The United Kingdom would not even realize that it is a person.
Blame Canada...:rolleyes2
Congratulations, Jones! You've been named after a state no one cares about!Momiji! Indiana is this:
They could've gone with a useless Canadian province. "New Brunswick Jones" just rolls off the tongue.Congratulations, Jones! You've been named after a state no one cares about!
California is myself. Racially and sexually ambiguous.
Kaycee says (12:06 AM):
whos' obama?
Yukon Jones is very awesome.They could've gone with a useless Canadian province. "New Brunswick Jones" just rolls off the tongue.Congratulations, Jones! You've been named after a state no one cares about!
Tennessee would be one of two people:
There's the sexy, muscular country boy afflicted with subconcious prejudices & a farmer's tan. Likes tractors, sweet tea, & may or may not be married to his cousin (maybe if he's from East TN!) xD
The other is a perky, attractive blonde girl who plays the guitar and is loved by millions. Little do they know about how she chews tobacco and has been drinking since the age of 4. ;___;
LADDY, care to elaborate?
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