I told my mom to return my newborn sister to K-mart cuz I wanted a baby brother
I told my mom to return my newborn sister to K-mart cuz I wanted a baby brother
At one point, I believed that when it thunders, an angel had just thrown a strike in a game of bowling in heaven! I thought it was cool at the time.
I thought I bought my mom from a "mom" store.
I thought everyone but me was a robot.
I still don't really have proof that this isn't true.
I used to think that when you were driving in the car, the clouds were following you.
I also believed that if you kissed someone, you would marry them xD
I can think of a couple more good ones for you.
When I was really really little, I thought the Tooth Fairy lived in this little porcelain house in our hallway. No idea why the Tooth Fairy, and I never believed in any other childhood fairy tale. Hell, (according to my mom) I apparently believed in the Tooth Fairy more than I ever remember believing in God.
Carrots made you vision better!
For about a year or two I was really convinced that I was an alien.
To add QQ to this story it was because I felt really different from everyone else and was waiting for aliens to come and pick me up and take me back home.
But yeah I took a lot of things in my body that seemed weird (like oddly shaped bruises from falling or whatever) to be signs that it was true.
Something that I'm sure many parents have told their children, but my friend's parents used to tell a friend of mine that when the ice cream van played music, it meant he'd ran out of ice cream.
Another friend's dad told him he was Tarzan and he didn't find out otherwise until year 8 (when he was 13).
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.