Childhood myths

[boris no no]

When I was little my uncle told me that if you peeled an orange in one go, the peel would look like an elephant's head and I believed it for years.

I also believed my airing cupboard was a secret passage to Narnia or similar.

What crazy things did you believe as a little 'un?

My dad told me peeling an orange in one go looks like a mans weewee ;__;